weaksauce

dont make me post the "how to make metroid crawl?" picture again

there was less handholding back then. manuals lied. translation issues.

xD

that is lost knowledge like how the dinosaurs died

we don't need it

apparently we do

lol at the super mario screen linked in the comments

oh man this hurts my brain

super metroid will be one of the questions on my proposed "are you too stupid to live" test

haha

super mario world

too hard, what

especially given that version allows the use of saved states

WHAT

are you serious????

..?

...!

virtual console titles let you save anywhere

hehe

thats cheating

..?!

indeed

cheating of what..?!

at life

of game!!!!!!

oh isee..